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Jaws vs. A Shit Load of Nazis

Matthew Baldwin has been inspired, by the recent Freddy vs. Jason and the upcoming Alien vs. Predator, to design a tournament to decide once and for all who's the baddest ass. I reckon Agent Smith would win inside the matrix, Sauron outside. Though Darth Vader and the Titanic Iceberg would put up a good fight.
Comments:
Thu, 12th Aug 2004 (01:08)

Why is Alan Rickman not on that list? I mean come on! Oh btw its "Freddy Vs. Jason". Not that it makes a difference. Just sayin… :-)

by Stephen Bourke
Thu, 12th Aug 2004 (01:21)

Hans Gruber vs. the Sherrif of Nottingham would be an interesting addition. I also think the Black Knight from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail should be in it but that's not for me to decide.

I've fixed the Jason vs. Freddy thing. It was just copy/pasted from the link.

by Rory
Thu, 12th Aug 2004 (01:27)

True. Its not for us to decide. Thats the job of those sleazy Hollywood producers. Trust them to give AvP a PG13 rating. Guess they know whats best for us.

by Stephen Bourke

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