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Steve Irwin

It's only fitting that a guy who made his living pissing off crocodiles by ramming his thumb up their buttholes was killed by a pissed-off animal. Stabbed through the heart by an angry stingray has got to rank up there on the Best Death Ever list. He's up in heaven right now sticking his thumb up Archangel Michael's butthole. That ought to reeeeaaally piss him off.

Comments:
Fri, 15th Sep 2006 (12:27)

Just have a look at the "Australia Zoo" web site. Imagine how much money the "Irwin Machine" will make next Wednesday with 5000 people roaming about the "Zoo" What with "Gift Shops" and "Food Outlets" no wonder the Irwin Machine would not let the "Memorial" go ahead in Brisbane, they would not have time to get all their stock to the venue. Sorry for the man passing away personally (Tragic) But I think he was used as a money making machine by many. He did "Piss Off" wild animals to get a dollar.

by Maree
Fri, 15th Sep 2006 (12:31)

You might want to do a little light reading before insulting the man like that. Irwin's aim was never to make a quick buck. He was a conservationist. All of his efforts on television and at his own Australia Zoo were to educate. He did not die a rich man.

by Rory Parle
Fri, 15th Sep 2006 (21:32)

I did not insult the man personally, I insulted the hangers on behind the man!!

by maree

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