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These Boots

There's a joke or a comic to be made of the phrase “These boots are made for Walken”, but for the life of me I can't think what it is.

Comments:
Mon, 09th Apr 2007 (22:54)

The way your dad looked at it, these boots were your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid them in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore these boots, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the boots. I hid these uncomfortable pieces of leather up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the boots to you.

by Eoghan
Tue, 10th Apr 2007 (09:23)

No matter what that joke was, I think Eoghan bested it. Nice one…

by Jamie O'Leary

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