Twitter: Plan for this…
Plan for this evening: complain about all the cheese in the local super-market. "All of this milk is off!"
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Twitter: Missed opportunity of…
Missed opportunity of the week: a Johnny Depp lookalike at a maritime festival *not* dressed as a pirate.
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Twitter: Looks like the…
Looks like the Irish navy is back in port. I hope it doesn't burst.
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Twitter: Possibly the least…
Possibly the least convincing campaign slogan ever: "Follow the French and Dutch."
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Twitter: This is honestly…
This is honestly among the most inconveniently timed pirate festivals ever. It's up there in the top five for sure.
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