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I just re-discovered a wonderful term I hadn't heard in many years: yak shaving. Seth Godin has a great description of the concept:

Yak Shaving is the last step of a series of steps that occurs when you find something you need to do. "I want to wax the car today."

"Oops, the hose is still broken from the winter. I'll need to buy a new one at Home Depot."

"But Home Depot is on the other side of the Tappan Zee bridge and getting there without my EZPass is miserable because of the tolls."

"But, wait! I could borrow my neighbor's EZPass..."

"Bob won't lend me his EZPass until I return the mooshi pillow my son borrowed, though."

"And we haven't returned it because some of the stuffing fell out and we need to get some yak hair to restuff it."

And the next thing you know, you're at the zoo, shaving a yak, all so you can wax your car.

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From Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary:

Clairvoyant

n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron. Namely, that he is a blockhead.

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