The following entries were tagged with “twitter”. They are displayed with the most recent entries first. (1–10)

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Twitter: What's brown and…

Posted in on Thu, 26th Jun 2008 at 18:50

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... Dr Dre

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: I keep forgetting…

Posted in on Mon, 23rd Jun 2008 at 21:03

I keep forgetting Christian Bale is still alive.

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: Man, what a…

Posted in on Sun, 15th Jun 2008 at 16:47

Man, what a waste of a Father's Day. I haven't managed to father *anything* today!

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: Finding non-clown acts…

Posted in on Sun, 15th Jun 2008 at 16:44

Finding non-clown acts at the Street Performance World Championship is surprisingly difficult.

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: Wondering what use…

Posted in on Fri, 13th Jun 2008 at 20:59

Wondering what use a Tesco Value Three Tier Food Steamer is in a cinema.

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: Discovered a show…

Posted in on Sun, 08th Jun 2008 at 18:47

Discovered a show called Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I'd watch Keeping Up with the Cardasians.

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: There's nothing in…

Posted in on Sat, 07th Jun 2008 at 20:24

There's nothing in this world more disturbing than a half-and-half "smoking hot" and "reminds me of my cousin".

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: I'm at a…

Posted in on Sat, 07th Jun 2008 at 18:41

I'm at a concert talking about pensions. Scratch that. *Twittering* about talking about pensions.

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: In the interest…

Posted in on Sat, 07th Jun 2008 at 15:30

In the interest of never having to make your mind up, the fish will be renamed daily.

(from Twitter, by txt)

Twitter: The fish are…

Posted in on Sat, 07th Jun 2008 at 15:29

The fish are named Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff. Next up: deciding which one's which.

(from Twitter, by txt)